They're not horses.
Anywho, this blog is a way for me to keep in touch with my customers and give you updates on the services I offer. My daughter Adrienne helped me set this up. I already thanked her. I took her to Wet Seal and I bought her some new sweatpants. They're only for special occasions though. They say "classy" on the butt. (Her sister's getting married next month).
Speaking of which, please leave your CONGRATULATIONS in the comments box for my other daughter Jennette and her fiancee Anthony. They're having a "Wild Wildwood NJ" themed reception. Sounds expensive, I know, but they actually managed to get it all paid for. It's being sponsored by Axe Deodordorant Body Spray. Sure, they both have to work an Axe plug into they're vows, but if you ask me it's completely worth it. I now have a hall closet full of the scent called "Touch". It's the most romantic of all the Axe scents. It's no "Obsession for Men", but my wife loves it. She says it makes her feel young. Or at least makes her feel like I'm young. Whatever. She's all over me.
And in case you were were wondering, the reception will be in Wildwood. As well as the wedding. And honeymoon.
So if you actually don't know me, either because you don't live on my street or you don't attend St. Agatha's of the Blessed Holy Virgin Mother Cross every Sunday morning, evening, and mid-evening, for mass, then check back here and we'll get to know eachother. More you knowing me than me knowing you, but that's a given here. Unless you have blogs too. I would like to check them out. As long as they are not about horse-people sex, persons who gallop during sex, or just horses in general. I do not like them.
And keep an eye out for my official commercial which will offer insight into my gold-swapping services. My daughter Denise is helping me edit it right now. She takes a class at the community college. She's learning the final cutting computer program.
If you do happen to live in or around (but probably just in) Biscayne New Jersey, then you might be able to see my commercial which will air on local channel 24 on Nov 10th between the hours of 12 midnight and 2:17 am right after the battery operated foot pumice machine commercials. If you happen to miss it, I will be posting it here on my blogs.
Until then, here's a picture of my iphone I took with my daughter's iphone.
(Different daughter)
Wow! How many children do you have? I bet it's hard to keep track.. And Wildwood! Thank sounds just lovely! My husband and I spend out 20th anniversary there. It was like a dream come true! robert let me right the Ferris Wheel 7 times, and you can never have too mnay sea shell necklaces. Try George's, they have the best taffy..
ReplyDeleteFirst off, let me begin by saying CONGRATULATIONS to you and your husband. 20 years is a beautiful thing. It's no gold anniversary, but it is almost silver. If I were to pick a precious metal for your 20th anniversary it would probably be Indium, chemical symbol 'In'. It's one of my favorite fusible post-transition metals.
ReplyDeleteI hope you both toasted to yourselves with a refreshing Lime Rickey. I like mine with Gin.
Jenette and Anthony's wedding is going to be a beautiful thing! They are going to exchange their vows at night at the top of the Ferris Wheel all lit up! There's a 97% chance it will get stuck at the top anyway, so it should be extra romantic for them.
Funny you should mention seashells. Jenette had real seashells sewn onto the bottom of her dress. They are actually from when we went to St. Petersburg beach Florida when she was ten. She saved them and now she looks like friggin' Ariel! She's my babydoll!
Thanks for being the first to comment on my blogs Margaret. You sound like a fun lady. hope to hear from you again!
Stay gold!